It is here that I type in anything funny that someone I know has said, without meaning to be funny.
- Friends don't mess with other friends french fries.
I got this random quote from my old friend Whitney Ball. What happened is this. Everyday while waiting in the lunch line, my friends and I would steel a fry from her here and there. Finally one day she decided that she had enough so she turned around and said "Friends don't mess with other friends french fries"
-Virginia Buff-When I was younger me and my family were driving through a farm of donkeys, feeding them bagels. After a while of feeding donkeys bagels you get pretty hungry, so I began eating one of the bagel. However sleepiness came over me before I could finish my bagel and when I woke up my bagel was gone. I asked my what happened to eat and she claims that one of the donkeys ate it.
- One time on the bus I had to sit on an oboe
-Virginia Buff- While riding my bus a kid asked me if he could put his oboe in my seat seeing how he didn't have room in his. So said sure not knowing that that day my bus would be super crowded with kids from West Campus. On top of that the fatest dude sat next to me, I'm mean his a great guy and all but not who you want to sit next to in a hot crowded bus.
- I gave him an icing willy
-Virginia Buff- Well when I was at my friend's, Kylee, surprise birthday party we all ended up having a food fight with icing from the cake and I snucked up behind this one kid, Sean, and put icing in his ear. Well the next day at school I decided to tell my other friends about it, and I was trying to do a pun of "wet willy" but instead it came out funny sounding.
- Grey hair is the new black
-Virginia Buff-Well my mom and I were at a salon and she started talking to the barber about how she decided to stop dye-in her hair and let it grow grey, so I blurted out grey is the new black
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